Boys have swag, real men have class

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

800 people died last year. end of story

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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