- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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