hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

you see theres this guy.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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