- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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