Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Justin with a hat.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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