- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Large 4

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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