- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A black man walks out of a police station

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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