Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

women rights

justin beiber sucks

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

karn chevalier

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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