- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Charlie Sheen

Brain fart

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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