when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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the WNBA

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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