What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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