How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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