What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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That is so fetch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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10inch nice

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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