What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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