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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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