- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Fat people

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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