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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

The cream, it is coming

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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