What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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123 f*ck off

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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whats green and lives in the water

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Anti Joke

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