Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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