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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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