- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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