- Anti Joke

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Asian women drivers...

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do you call an amazing person Good

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage