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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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