It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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miha kako si?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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