- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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