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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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