- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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