A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

woman's rights

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What is a jew in space? Dead

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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