Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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