How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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I? Everett

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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