roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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