Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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