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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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