Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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TELL

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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