The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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