Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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