- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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