A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

my egg roll

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

justin beiber sucks

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...