- Anti Joke

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Stephen Hawking

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.