Horse.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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