One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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star wars kid

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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