your no better than a cockroach

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

I was watching Fox news.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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