- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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