What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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stinky boner

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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