Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Ebola

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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