- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Where's the soap?

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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