- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Barack Obama.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

I like touching my boobs

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

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