What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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How do you end a sentence

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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