When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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He--Hey guys

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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your face

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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hi

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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