- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's worse than this That :(

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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