Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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I asked her where you were.

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baloney sandwich

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Anti Joke

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