Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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WILLY

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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