Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Robert Mugabe.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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