- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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