- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

12 niqqa 12.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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