Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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