How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

so...um, yeah

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

hashtags suck balls

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Justin Bieber

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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