How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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