Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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your face is kinda funny

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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