- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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