- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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