What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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