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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A seal walks into a club.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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