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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Joesph Triphook.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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