whats white and sticky? a white stick

im saul and i love cock

Im gay What about you

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's 9+10 Ebola

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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