Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Lindsay Lohan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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