A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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if got a joke if fogot it

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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