- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Robin, get in the car, please.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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