Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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