So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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