- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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