Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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