it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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sfdg

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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