I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

thumb_up thumb_down -3

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

miha kako si?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops