- Anti Joke

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.