- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

The child was fired from his job.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Suck pussy

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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