Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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