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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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