- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

And you honored it I see :P

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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