How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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