Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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