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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

okay so theres this guy.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

12 niqqa 12.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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