- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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