- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

homosexual

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

WNBA

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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