- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??