- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I'm Andrew Schmitt

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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