- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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