A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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a man was shot.... he died

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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