What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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