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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What's big and messy? A big mess

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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