- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

I just drank a cola.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

im gay

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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