Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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if got a joke if fogot it

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