whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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