My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Two women were sitting quietly.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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