Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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A gay man watches football.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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