What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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An man walks to a bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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