why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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