What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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No soap radio

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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