What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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