Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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