- Anti Joke

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Vagina Boob

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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