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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.