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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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